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TessaWuff
Just a simple wolf. Born on July 4th.

Age 27

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Somewhere in Nevada...

Joined on 5/10/12

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Ever get the feeling...

Posted by TessaWuff - July 10th, 2016


that sometimes life, with it's infinite chances, always seems to just like giving you the shaft? I'm not talking the good kind of shaft that gives tasty whipped cream in a cold metal can (well technically that's a cylinder).

It's like no matter WHAT you do, it's a shitfest on ya, even when you're being smart, careful, and just generally doing things right. I mean, not all of us are 100% good folk all the time, and sometimes do deserver a kick in the ass here and there, but man is reality vengful. Step on a bug by accident then BOOM, your landlord starts extorting extra dough that a simple minimum wage can't afford, and family or friends that ya thought ya could count on to help are like "Well that sucks, good luck with that :p".

Maybe if there's like a cheat-code that can magically spawn from out of nowhere, or a cheat sheet to just give us great stuff. I don't mind if I looked like a total idiot out in the street jumping, and punching left or right, and crouching a bunch of times. No one's gonna laugh when suddenly it starts raining money from my pockets, cause then everyone will be running up to mug me and T-bag. Maybe some hobo with kung-fu Jack skills will pop up and make a bitch of us or somethin.

 

But hey, that's just a rant. A GAME THEORANT. Thanks for reading.

-FailStain, out


Comments

Mostly,the things we want have to be bought with hard work(and money),so sadly,there isn't really a way to do that unless you're the kind of person who knows the art of working smart.