that sometimes life, with it's infinite chances, always seems to just like giving you the shaft? I'm not talking the good kind of shaft that gives tasty whipped cream in a cold metal can (well technically that's a cylinder).

It's like no matter WHAT you do, it's a shitfest on ya, even when you're being smart, careful, and just generally doing things right. I mean, not all of us are 100% good folk all the time, and sometimes do deserver a kick in the ass here and there, but man is reality vengful. Step on a bug by accident then BOOM, your landlord starts extorting extra dough that a simple minimum wage can't afford, and family or friends that ya thought ya could count on to help are like "Well that sucks, good luck with that :p".

Maybe if there's like a cheat-code that can magically spawn from out of nowhere, or a cheat sheet to just give us great stuff. I don't mind if I looked like a total idiot out in the street jumping, and punching left or right, and crouching a bunch of times. No one's gonna laugh when suddenly it starts raining money from my pockets, cause then everyone will be running up to mug me and T-bag. Maybe some hobo with kung-fu Jack skills will pop up and make a bitch of us or somethin.

But hey, that's just a rant. A GAME THEORANT. Thanks for reading.

-FailStain, out